Gall: Getting Started

Motorized kids' scooters.

Jetskis.

Cigarette boats.

Big mother SUVs.

Erratic drivers who turn out to be on their cellphones, especially with like eighteen other people in the car to whom the phone could have been handed off.

Drivers not on their cellphones who try to kill me by threading the lane-change needle on I-95. They don't even have an idiocy excuse. (And how did that guy flip me off with those yellow taillights after I brighted his homicidal butt? I want to learn that trick.)

Cellphone performance artists on mass transportation.

Over-air-conditioned offices.

Over-air-conditioned mass transportation.

The Winamp version that persists in scrolling the title bar so that LiveJournal's software (which I'm trying now) can't autodetect what I'm playing. In fact, it doesn't scroll the artist and title; they swing back and forth like a Cylon's eyes. I need Dramamine here.

RealAudio, which is still trying to take control of my entire computer. Uninstall, here I come.