Not the Vulcan Mind Kind

In other stunningly good news, in one game of pinochle tonight I was able to meld a flush, four aces, a royal marriage, a marriage, and pinochle. I had another straight flush in my hand, too, but it wasn't in the trump suit so it did nothing but confuse me for a while.

Note to ferragus and dpva: I may soon be in dire need of a game of Fluxx.