Porcelain: The Smallest Room in the House

[tmcg]

Max Reger once wrote to a critic, "I am sitting in the smallest room in the house. Your review is before me. Soon it will be behind me." My music teacher read us that in class somewhere between seventh and tenth grades. It took me a minute to get it, at the time. I still like it.

There is nothing like a brand-new toilet seat, clean and white.

Toilet flush assemblages are not only sentient, they are evil.

Cats who get high on Pine-Sol fumes are weird.

Why should men be chastised for leaving the seat up? Why shouldn't women be chastised for leaving the seat down?

Grandpa's Soaps are wonderful. I just got a big sampler order, and so far I'm loving every one.

In this weather, of the taking of many showers there is no end.

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And make sure the stick is at least greased.