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On last night's news after the baseball game, there was a report of a woman ostensibly finding a condom in a muffin. The muffin ostensibly came from a place called Sensible Edibles. In anticipation of particular food fetishes and/or aphrodisiac preferences, mightn't it in fact be eminently sensible to include a prophylactic in a muffin? (I still think this is more likely a nascent urban legend than a credible event, but I don't feel like looking for linkage at the moment.) It does make me wonder about the melting point of latex. But only idly.

It's also wise to take care in discussing the election with one's pets.

Date: 2004-10-25 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleigh.livejournal.com
"No, I don't think I want the blueberry muffin. Do you have any Trojan muffins left?"

Date: 2004-10-26 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrymcgarry.livejournal.com
A dually Trojan muffin! ROTF!

Date: 2004-10-25 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandersoncoats.livejournal.com
It's also wise to take care in discussing the election with one's pets.

It's better with kids, because you can brainwash them. My six-year-old made Kerry/Edwards sign (in crayon) and has it propped in our living-room window. He's ever-so-pissed that he can't take it into the polling place.

Date: 2004-10-26 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrymcgarry.livejournal.com
WTG six-year-old!

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