SAT Prep Random Poetry and Demented Mad Libs

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If not for spam, where would you routinely run across such vocabulary?

There's found poetry in these things. Granted, it's demented poetry that only gamebot could love, but still. Plucked from the preview lines in my spambox:

Exultant married insomnia.
Bingham rent tolerable bloodbath processor.
Goat nile complaint insidious.
Distinguish cosmopolitan singlehanded baltic value.
Amoral hewn sinew backlog.
Economy lockgarbage.

Through concatenation, one spam provided me with the word "corpsechafe," which I love and must find somewhere to use. It would be a good name for one of the bonefolk, I think.

Then there's the Mad Libs effect. Pulled bloody and wriggling from a raw spam:
( so this blonde sheridan was driving along the caret... )

Chat Non Sequiturs

And because I (obviously) love non sequiturs--I really miss the old GEnie Non Sequiturs topic, which gave me endless entertainment--here are my favorites from Thursday's chat, which also featured thirdstreet's drunk drawers and Moose's damn penguins.

[00:56] Yes, I think that Derrida would approve of "da kine".

[02:20] Except for the axe-throwing, it was relatively safe.

[02:29] A dead horse stretched by a new idea never regains the rose.