Kitchen Haiku

[tmcg]

A fallen cashew
Not a thing I will now eat
But a fun cat toy.

There is no sign here
"Goose not the Jell-O stirrer"
But there should have been.

You doubt Cthulhu?
Try frying calamari.
The Old Ones' vengeance.

Eggplant casserole
When this oven was turned on.
Now oven coating.

Comments

[lenasawyer.livejournal.com]

I'm partial to Jell-O stirrer myself. But they are all pretty funny.