Banzai

[tmcg]

irongall is a Giant Ape that has a single Horn on its Forehead and Very Sharp Fangs, carries a Samurai Sword, fears the Military, and can Phase in and out of Existence. Strength: 8 Agility: 10 Intelligence: 3 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat irongall, enter your name and choose an attack: fights irongall using StrengthAgilityIntelligence

Gakked from danielmedic. Thank you. I adore this.

I knew that Chapter 34 of AN had been generated by a computer, but gadarene pointed at the Bonsai Story Generator, which, it turns out, did it.

This hell good!
Dead Cat looks around.
Guy on wheel, guy rolling stone at bottom!
Hell is stupid.
Too many gods.
Mania, Carna, Vediovis, Larenta, Libitina, Naenia...feh!
Worse than Egyptian hell.
You closed the volume between your mind that pretending he knew.
That was no point in telling it.
He was glad to be digested.
He was glad to feel again the words that pretending he said.
It's gonna blow up.
Shards and turned to be digested.
He was glad to another time and boinged away and were welling up Shards and sharps.
Boom!
There was no response.
Some of the fine cloth against you were surprised to be digested.
He was glad to another time and were gone.
He was glad to walk in If you to another time and never get through to another time and sharps.
Boom!
There was no point in your mind that had transported you go home, it's gonna blow.
They're all shiny and never get through to see them were good Dead Cat looks around.
Guy on the sidewalk.
Nobody listened.
Here was no response.
Some of it, the volume between your mind that pretending he said.
It's gonna blow.
They're all telling you, but it doesn't sink in.
If you palms.
Your name, embossed in telling it.
He should give warning.
And this one was living with snake heads.
Snake slinks away.
No fun.
Dead Cat plays with snake heads.
Snake slinks away.
No fun.
Dead Cat looks around.
Guy on the spine.
Inside, the title on wheel, guy rolling stone uphill, same stupid guys.
Get off wheel!
Leave stone at bottom!
Hell is stupid.
Too many gods.
Mania, Carna, Vediovis, Larenta, Libitina, Naenia...feh!
Worse than Egyptian hell.
You can't go home, he barked, then sagged with trouble.
There was no response.

...what I got by inputting small portions of a work-in-progress, a trunk story, and "Too Many Hells," from Dead Cats Bouncing.

Comments

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[terrymcgarry.livejournal.com]

I'm appalled that you got only a 5 for intelligence. And still kicked my hairy ape butt. I must have been mesmerized by your eerie hovering.

There should be Courage points. No one else had the temerity to accept my Giant Monster challenge!