Containeromancy
May. 8th, 2005 03:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Found inside the pressure cooker today when I went to clean it out for dinner:
A June Tabor CD (Against the Streams)
A white cardboard tab
A paperback copy of The Low-Carb Cookbook
A paper clip
A .60mm nylon guitar pick
Can the contents of inappropriate containers be read like tea leaves?
A June Tabor CD (Against the Streams)
A white cardboard tab
A paperback copy of The Low-Carb Cookbook
A paper clip
A .60mm nylon guitar pick
Can the contents of inappropriate containers be read like tea leaves?
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Date: 2005-05-12 09:12 pm (UTC)We cooked potatoes. Which proves that we didn't consult the low-carb cookbook first. We did not eat all the potatoes upon mashing them. Some were consumed the next day. Exact portion measurements to be determined Real Soon Now.
It was midafternoon, as the meal being prepared was for Mother's Day and so intended for enjoyment on the early side, before said mother's TV programs came on.
No idea what mixture of effluents may have permeated the air at the time, or what compass direction I was facing when I opened the pressure cooker to reveal the Items of Bemusement. There were undoubtedly Omens. I will consult the other eyewitnesses and prepare an account.
I realize this may cloud the viewing.
It does, however, probably explain why I can't find